First off, I swear a lot, and say weird shit so here’s your warning.

Promo me?

 You must be following me, just ask.

 promo for promo is better.  

Follow back?

If I like what you re blog, then yes.

Check out my blog?

If you follow me I will.

When did you get Tumblr?

In April of 2011

How many followers do you have?

enough .

How did you come up with your URL?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-CpE73o2M

^ It is a line of lyrics from this song. “crab claws and bottles of rum, that’s what I’ll have.”

Sexuality?

Straight.

Single or Taken?

Currently single.

Are you a virgin?

No.